Bocsánat az angolul esetleg nem tudóknak, de ez kegyetlen. XD
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Bírósági jegyzőkönyvekből (US):
ATTORNEY:Are you sexually active?
WITNESS:No, I just lie there.
A:This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
W:Yes.
A:And in what ways does it affect your memory?
W:I forget.
A:You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
A:What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
W:He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
A:And why did that upset you?
W:My name is Susan!
A: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
W:We both do.
A:Voodoo?
W:We do.
A:You do?
W:Yes, voodoo.
A:Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
W:Did you actually pass the bar exam?
A:The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
W:Uh, he's twenty-one.
A: Were you present when your picture was taken?
W:Are you shittin' me?
A:So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
W:Yes.
A:And what were you doing at that time?
W:Uh.... I was gettin' laid!
A:She had three children, right?
W:Yes.
A:How many were boys?
W:None.
A:Were there any girls?
W:Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney.
A:How was your first marriage terminated?
W:By death.
A:And by whose death was it terminated?
W:Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
A:Can you describe the individual?
W:He was about medium height and had a beard.
A:Was this a male or a female?
W:Guess.
A:Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
W:No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
A: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
W:All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
A:ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
W:Oral.
A: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
W:The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
A:And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
W:No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
A:Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
W:Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
A: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
W:No.
A:Did you check for blood pressure?
W:No.
A:Did you check for breathing?
W:No.
A:So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
W:No.
A:How can you be so sure, Doctor?
W:Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
A:I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
W:Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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